THEME:   TV 
shows written vertically from bottom to top   
GOOD ONES:     Appears {& theme}   SHOWS UP   
Loafer's lack   LACES [I thought "vigor"]   
It may come after you   ARE ["You are sweet."]   
Rooting sound   OINK [I was sure it was "roar": pigs root for truffles, etc.]   
Brief facilities?   LAV [I thought "loo" but I don't know why]   
Get Wired again   RENEW [note capital W]   
Facial spot   SPA [I thought "zit"]      
BTW:   Inclusive pronoun   HE/SHE [not in my book or anyone else's I'll bet --- the inclusive pronoun is HE, despite what Gloria Steinham insited should be "HEM" but which she herself never used.  Oddly, I read yesterday that a bio pic will be made of the sexist, and guess who will play her.  Wrong!  Marisa Tomei.  Guess they want to make Ms. Steinham less revolting to old men like me.]      
Pro shop supplies   SHAFTS [I think we were given the shaft on this one.]         
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Three grins = Loved it; Two grins = Enjoyed it; One grin = A bit bland for my taste; One teardrop = Not much fun