THEME:   first word of a phrase can follow TIME to make its own phrases   
GOOD ONES:     Store posting {& theme}   CLOSING TIME [the first word "closes" or follows TIME]   
Woman often followed by a train   BRIDE [I had a flash of 
The Perils of Pauline, which given the divorce rate may have been a propos.]      
BTW:   Like baseball fouled into the seats   OUT OF PLAY [needs "sometimes" since a fielder often reaches into the stands to make that "foul ball" an out]      
Idiot   NIMROD [Contrary to followers of Elmer Fudd, a NIMROD is a skilled hunter, not a fool.  It has become slang to use the term the way it 
appeared to be used in the cartoon.  However, why the LAT would abet the misuse is a mystery.]            
RATING:    

Three grins = Loved it; Two grins = Enjoyed it; One grin = A bit bland for my taste; One teardrop = Not much fun