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Title: LAT Sun. 10/2 Jim Leeds
Post by: magus on October 04, 2011, 02:30:49 PM
Vintage Humor

 :)
Silver stopper   WHOA
Peter and Paul, but not Mary   TSAR [oldie but goodie]
Theme: wine puns in phrases
Present from a winery?   THEGIFTOFCAB
Listing on a winery inventory?   SIXTEENTUNS
French wineries’ regulations to assure quality?   CRUSCONTROLS
Reds handed down from winery founders?   THEZINSOFOURFATHERS

 ;)
Heads up   SOAR [what if the soaring were done with head down or straight?]
“___me!”   SEZ [in Popeye-speak]

 :(
Vientiuno/tres   SIETE
That, in Tijuana   ESO [should’ve gone with the song “Eso Beso”]

RATING:   ;D ;D Three grins = Excellent: Loved it; Two grins = Good: Enjoyed it; One grin = Satisfactory: A bit bland for my taste; One teardrop = Unsatisfying: No fun

Modem died last night.  Funeral will be delayed until Tuesday when Time-Warner will provide a replacement.   Only three days --- gotta love a monopoly.