Vowel Upset 
Shot to the face? BOTOX
Macintosh’s apple, e.g. ICON
What misters do MOISTEN [I thought men, of course]
Big Mack SEMI [note K]
Theme: Change A to I to make a new phrase
Part of a barbershop review? SNIPJUDGMENT
Christmas morning ritual? RIPSESSION
Au pair in a ring? KTS [probably means karats, but I don’t get it]
Rating:
Three grins = Excellent: Loved it; Two grins = Good: Enjoyed it; One grin = Satisfactory: A bit bland for my taste; One teardrop = Unsatisfying: No fun
