The Long and Short of It 
Places to go in Gloucester? LOOS
Foot specialist? BARD
Hot flower LAVA [a propos of long and short vowels]
Theme: Changing long -E’s to short -I’s alters the meaning of a phrase
Pickle processor’s invitation? LETSMAKEADILL
Factories with good morale? HAPPYMILLS
Moonshine equipment that’s frozen solid? COLDHARDSTILL
Guess I’m not New Age but old age since I don't know SPA as anything other than a healthful location. I did, however, get an IPOD last month for my birthday.
