Sartor Resartus Like a purring Jaguar
TUNED [note capital J
Theme:Mixing up orders from a cop and a priest, he ___
COLLAREDTHEWRONGMANUpon reviewing the apprentice's work, the boss said, "Truly you are a ___"
Botch BUNGLE [This entry ties in with four of the theme answers: 23, 48, 65, & 113 Across.]
NB: In keeping with yesterday's reference to the Percy Shelley work, and a propos of today's theme, I thought I'd cite a work of Thomas Carlyle in the title of today's post.