cousin MARSBAR [had my head in the stars]Hair line?
PART [not hairline]Successful way to go?
RETROGet a wrong number
MISADD [not in Webster's Third but it's clever]
NISAN [in Webster's Third]
WAXINGGIBBOUS [wonder how many arts majors knew this word]
DWAN [who knew --- besides his parents]
Creep BOZO [A bozo seems more a fool than a slimeball.]