Parchment? THIRST
Sick feeling on campus? QUADNAUSEAM [Theme "QU" before ordinary expression giving the new phrase a peculiar meaning. I liked them all, but this one is the best because it suggests so much.]

I am certain I have never come across the "ick factor." Sounds like Valley Girl speak dreampt up by some terribly hip TV writers. Same for "unlax," which sounds like a mild laxative.

Why is
"Like single-digit temps" not clued as an abbreviation?
Temps can be temperatures or temporary workers.
Portugese "she" ELA