UPON [that's up on, not upon]Sugar and spice product?
GIRLSmall-time hood's pottery?
PUNKCROCK [theme entry: intrusive C]Clod chopper
HOE [not clodhopper --- intrusive C?]Pair in the middle of dressing?
ESSESWhen the French fry?
ETE [golden oldie]Martin and Magdalene
MARYS [about as disparate as can be]*
* There was a time when editors insisted that such entries had to be within a common realm, and when I tried to do as Jack did, I was edited.