Possible Title:
Lead-Off HittersGood Ones:Address at a Scottish pub LAD
Green-bellied sap sucker APHID [not a bird, sapsucker]
Theme tie-in: Object that may be struckā¦{theme} BALL
Some Nits to Pick:ELEVE
RATING:

Three grins = Loved it; Two grins = Enjoyed it; One grin = A bit bland for my taste; One teardrop = Not much fun