Times TableTheme: The numbers one, four, nine & sixteen in phrases
What the starred answers start with PERFECTSQUARES [are there imperfect ones?

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Odd that both 11- and 12-Down are “layered,” both natural and both hard.

Two of the four theme entries are from pop culture of the 1950’s --- my favorite time of Americana. (Vivaldi was 200 years or so before that.)
RATING:

Three grins = Loved it; Two grins = Enjoyed it; One grin = A bit bland for my taste; One teardrop = Not much fun