Sticks, Etc. 
Theme: phrases the first word of which can be
joined with the word CLUB
“That’s exactly how I feel”… {theme} JOINTHECLUB
Rip off FILCH [love the semantic contrast]
RATING:

Three grins = Excellent: Loved it; Two grins = Good: Enjoyed it; One grin = Satisfactory: A bit bland for my taste; One teardrop = Unsatisfying: No fun