“Oh, You Blend.”
Coif makeup HAIR [thought it was gel or powder I knew nothing about]
Theme: echoic 3-word phrases featuring letter blend repetitions: FL; NG; CL
Hullabaloo over a sudden policy reversal?
FLIPFLOPFLAPRATING
for a Tuesday:

Three grins = Excellent: Loved it; Two grins = Good: Enjoyed it; One grin = Satisfactory: A bit bland for my taste; One teardrop = Unsatisfying: No fun