Ailing from Ale 
Lyon king ROI [more like Leon King --- think I went to school with him]
Theme: last words of phrases changed from a-l-e to a-i-l…
Bills and catalogues?
TYPICALMAILWhere a kid’s shovel may be found?
BEYONDTHEPAIL 
Monks unusual appendage THEFRIARSTAIL [liked the Chaucerian reference, but it doesn’t work, “unusual” or not]
RATING:
Three grins = Excellent: Loved it; Two grins = Good: Enjoyed it; One grin = Satisfactory: A bit bland for my taste; One teardrop = Unsatisfying: No fun
