Porcine Fare 
Rephrase, say EDIT
Viking’s landing place MARS [I thought MINN for the footballers]
Bread machines, for short ATM [don’t hear
bread for
dough anymore]
Chits in the pot IOUS [given the theme,
chits could mean hog guts (chitlins)]
RATING:
Three grins = Excellent: Loved it; Two grins = Good: Enjoyed it; One grin = Satisfactory: A bit bland for my taste; One teardrop = Unsatisfying: No fun
