words beginning with CON are reinterpreted GOOD ONES: Hoodwink companies?
CONFIRMS [con firms] Swindle court appointees?
CONJURORS Pull a fast one on proctors?
CONTESTERS [usually the testers are teachers, so I'd say the con job was on teachers] Cut with a pink slip
AXE [probably hurts just as bad] BTW: Bank teller's call
NEXT [at a deli counter, yes; teller's window, hardly]
Jockey's strap REIN [interestingly jock strap
comes from the same root: jock
Three grins = Loved it; Two grins = Enjoyed it; One grin = A bit bland for my taste; One teardrop = Not much fun