phrases normally ending in -ARK are changed to -ORK GOOD ONES: Bully's secret shame?
FEAR OF THE DORK Say "Come in, Orson!" e.g.?
QUOTE MORK [I read the pun as a quote of the apostle since the punctuation is quotation mark(s)
not "quote mark"] Was revolting?
Three grins = Loved it; Two grins = Enjoyed it; One grin = A bit bland for my taste; One teardrop = Not much fun